A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both. - John Andrew Holmes

Never tell a young person that anything cannot be done. God may have been waiting centuries for someone ignorant enough of the impossible to do that very thing

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs.

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. - Thomas A. Edison

Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock. - Ben Hecht

There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them. - Casey Stengel

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. - Barry LePatner

There is no greater importance in all the world like knowing you are right and that the wave of the world is wrong, yet the wave crashes upon you.-Norman Mailer

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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Bill Cosby

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. -- Benjamin Franklin

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Advice to all my students "you want a job but you want a job that you want."

"An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it". - Jef Mallett

Getting ready for OOP and Data Structures is on my mind. School is going to start soon.

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. -- Sam Brown, Washington Post, 1977

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is thinking about play as the key to discovering the gifted-ness in everyone.

knowledge is more important than grades.